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Name: daniel
Birthday: 8/26/1986
Gender: Male


Interests: well how u can se im im not interestin on anyhtin besides girl and internet and all kind of shit jk but im interested in been a hoe when i grow up
Expertise: im experstise in everythin besides nothin i mean so im not expetise at everyhtin idk why well there is stuff im good at like watchin tv annoyin people and i forgot the other thingy
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Industry: Computers (Internet)


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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

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Mechanical Animals (Explicit Cover)
By Marilyn Manson
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- Coma White

~HUUGE QUIZ*~
001. What is your name? Daniel ochoa
002. Spell your name backwards: leinad aohco
003. Date of birth: 08/26/89
004. Male or female? Male but im both on the inside

005. Astrological sign: virgo
006. Nicknames: danny , danny dorko,
007. Occupation?jacking off, watching porno anyhitng that has to do with hornyness
008. Height:don’t know
009. Weight:its more than 230
010. Hair color:black
011. Eye color: brown
012. Where were you born? Colombia in a little town called RIONEGRO
013. Where do you reside now?FUCKING GREENVILLE SC
014. Age: 15
015. Screen names: BITCHFCKER69
016. E-mail addy:
Nymphetamine666Girl@yahoo.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? IDK BUT IT SOUND COOL
018. What is your lj name?.
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? Blurty?!
020. Pets: TOBY MY FAVORITE ONE CAUSE I HAVE HAVE A BUNCH OF THEM
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 13 CAUSE I HAVENT HAVE BIRTH DAY CAKE WITH CANDLES SINCE THEN
022. Piercings? NONE I WANT LIKE TWO THO
023. Tattoo's: TRUST ME WHEN IM 18 IM GETTING LIKE 20

024. Shoe size: 12
025. Righty or lefty? RIGHTY
026. Wearing: NIRVANA SHIRT AND GREEN MILITARY PANTS
027. Hearing: MARILYN MANSON –YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND
028. Feeling: HORNY AND BORED
029. Eating/drinking: NOTHING

~Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? I AM IN LOVE
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? IDK BUT I GUESS PPL I REALLY FEEL LOVE TOO
063. How many people have you been in love with?! 1 BITCH YOU ARE JUST IN LOVE ONCE CAUSE IF NOT IS NOT LOVE
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee?!IDK WTF IS THAT
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? NO
116. Are your parents divorced? YEAH NVM SEPARATED LONG HISTRY
117. Do you have step parents? I HAVE HAD THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WORLD AS A STEPMOM EWWWWWWW AND UGLY
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? NO NOT THAT I KNOW
119. If so for what? I TOLD YOU IDK
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? YEAH SO

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? IDK BUT THERE IS GOTTA BE ONE
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? I GUESS AVRIL LAVIGNE AND I DOWNLOADED
123. What's the best cd you own? ISO MANY
124. What song do you absolutely hate? ANYTHIING WITH NORTEñA AND MUSIC LIKE THAT
125. Do you sing in the shower? SOMETIMES
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? WELL THERE IS LIKE MILLION SONGS TGHAT REMIND ME OF LOGAN I MEAN SARAH LOGAN MY EXGF AND MY LOVE AND ALOT MORE REMIND OF OF HILDA

~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink: GET THIS PARTY STARTED
128. Aerosmith:
129. Madonna: ILIKE A VIRGIN AAAUUU TOUCHED BY THE VERY FIRST TIME
130. Korn: I
131. Backstreet Boys: EVERYBODY !!!!!!!!!!!!
132. The Beatles:AND I LOVE HER I GIVE HER ALL MY LOVE
133. Sublime: IDONT PRACTICE SANTERAI I AINTGOT NO CRYSTAL BALL
134. J.Lo: FORGOT THEM
135. *Nsync: POP POP POP AND THEN THERE IS A BUNCH OF NEATS
136. Limp Bizkit: I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE YEAH
137. Britney Spears: TOO HIGH CANT COME DOWN IS NT HE AIR SPINNING ALL AROUND
138. Creed: WTF ARE THEY
139. Enrique Iglesias: IM NOT IN LOVE IS JUST A THINGI THAT IM GOING THROUGH
140. Good Charlotte: I JUST WANT OT LIVE DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT THE THINGS THAT THEY SAY
141. Christina Aguilera: CMON OVER COMON OVER HILDA JK I KNOW YOU HATE HER
142. Eminem: IM SORRY MOMA I NEVER MENT TO HURT YOU BUT TONIGHT IM CLEANING OUT MY CLSET
143. New Found Glory: DON’T KNOW
144. Kelly Clarkston: MISS INDEPENDENT MISS …….
145. Kelly Osbourne: DON’T FUCKING KNOW
146. Mandy Moore: SHE IS HOT BUT NUH NUH
147. Eve: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN.
148. Aaliyah:I USED OT KNOW A SONG BUT I DON’T REMMEBER
149. Nelly: IS GETTIGN HOT IN HERRE SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
150. Alicia Keys: SOME PPL WANT IT ALL BUT I DON’T WANT ANYTHING AT ALLL IF AINT YOU ABABY
151. Incubus: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WISH YOU WHERE HERE IIIIIIIII IIIIIII WISH YOU WHERE HERE

~Favorites~
152. Color: IBLACK
153. Food: CHICKEN
154. Song: SO MANY
155. Show: I REALLY DON’T KNOW ANYTHIGN WITH HOT PPL
156. school subject: I GUESS ENGLISH (BELIEVE IT OR NOT )
157. Band/singer:I THINK JET AND BOB MARLEY
158. Animal: SNAKES AND SPIDERS AND DOGS AND BLACK CATS
159. Outfit:JUST ANYHTING THAT LOOKS PIMP OR EMO IN ME BUT GOOD AND COMFORTABLEJ(REALLY HARD TO FIND)
160. Radio station: DON’T KNOW
161. Movie: COYOTE UGLY AND XXX AND CHARLEIS ANGELS
162. Pair of shoes: DON’T HAVE FAVORITES LATELY MY RASTA ADIDAS
163. Cartoon: SOUTH PARK
164. Actor: VAN DIESEL BRAD PITT WILL SMITH
165. Actress: CAMERON DIAZ DREW BERRYMORE SALMA HAYEK
166. Potato chip: BARBECUE
167. Drink: LEMONADE OR WATER
168. Alcholic drink: AGUARDIENTE OR WHISKEY
169. Holiday: I GUESS HALLOWEN WELL NVM
170. Perfume/cologne: COOL WATER
171. Pizza topping: CHICKEN OR CHISEE
172. Jello flavor:LEMON
173. Lunch meat:  WTF IS A LUNCH MEAT
174. Board game: IDK
175. Video game: GRAND THEFT AUTO
176. Website: ANYTHIGN WITH PORN AND NAKED PPL AND PICS
177. Book: NEVER READ A BOOK IN MY LIFE IF IDID I HATED IT AND I HATE TO READ
178. Computer game:UH?
179. Number: I GUESS 69 AND NUMBER 3
180. Cereal: DON’T HAVE FAVORITE
181. Comedian: ADAM RAMONIES
182. Dessert: CHESE CAKE
183. Disney character: I HATE DISNEY
184. Clothing store: I THINK PACSUN AND HOT TO PIC FOR THE T-SHIRTS
185. Passtime: JACKING OFF AND HORNYNESS AND EMONESS WELL NOT ANYMORE ITS HILDAS JOB NOW BUT THEN IGUESS TO IDK
186. Teacher: HATE THEM ALL OF THEM CAN BURN IN HELL
187. Childhood toy: IDK BUT I HAD A LOT I LOVE TOYS I GUESS XMAn
188. Carnival game/ride: DON’T HAVE ONE
189. Candy bar:  ISNEAKERS
190. Magazine: DON’T READ SHIT
191. Salad dressing: BLUE CHESSE
192. Thing to do on the weekend: HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS WELL SOMETIMES AND WORK
193. Hot drink: CHOCOLATE
194. Season: FALLL
195. Sport to watch: NOTHING OR WRESTLING
196. Person to talk to online: HILDA AND IDK PPL

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? BLUE WITH COCACOLA SIGNS
198. What color are your bedroom walls? WHITE IS AN APT
199. Do you have posters on your wall? I USED WHEEN IWAS ON COLOMBIA IN AHOUSE
200. If so of what? OF MY BANDS
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? I USED TOO BUT NOW I DON’T HOPEFULLY I WILL SOON
202. How many pillows are on your bed? LIKE THREE
203. What do you normally sleep in? NAKED OR BOXERS
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: I DON’T HAVE SHIT
205. What size bed do you have? IDK
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? YEAH NOT RIGH NOW BUT I USED TOO
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? YEAH
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: IDK I GUESS PPL LAUGHING AT ME WHILE IM DEATH AND ME BREAKING UP WITH LOGAN
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? NO
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? LIKE THREE
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? YESI DO LIKE I PUT MY FEET ON THE HEAD THINGY AND MY HEAD DOWN WHERE YOU PUT THE FEET
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling?DONT HAVE HTEM
214. Do you snore? WTF AM I SUPPOST TO KNOW
215. How about drool? Lwtf is drool
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? YES
217. What color is the carpet in your room? KAKI
218. What's under your bed? SHIT AND MORE SHIT UNDERWEAR

~This or that~
219. beach/mountains: mountains
220. Donuts/bagels: bagels
221. Day/night: night
222. SORRY I ERASED THE WUESTION BY ACCIDENT SORRY
223. Heaven/hell:  Hell
224. Make love/have sex:  FUCK
225. Coffee/tea: cofFFE
228. Britney/Christina: BOTH
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss
230. Real World/Road Rules: ROAD RULES
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: NSYNC
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nike/Adidas: ADIDAS
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: NONE
235. Sweet/sour: SOUR
236. Punk/emo: BOTH
237. Hot/cold: HOT
238. Winter/summer: SUMMER
239. Spring/fall: Fall
240. Operas/plays: NONE
241. Read/watch tv: WATCH TV
242. Cd's/tapes: Cds
243. Dvd's/vhs: DVDs
244. Old/new: WHATEVER
245. Shorts/skirts: NONE
246. Pink/red: BOTH
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: BLACK AND WHITE
248. Meat/vegetables: BOTH
249. Mexican food/chinese food: MEXICAN!!!
250. Commercials/infomercials: Neither
251. Scary movies/comedies: BOTH
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: IDK
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Tennis
254. Dogs/cats: DOG
255. Unicorns/fairies: UNICORNS
256. Water/land: WATER
257. Sugar/spice: SUGAR
258. Black/white: Black
259. ribbons/bows: ribbons
260. Chicken/beef:  CHICKEN
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: FUCK LIGHTS PERIOD
262. Cars/trucks: BOTH
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: IDK
264. Popcorn/pretzels: NEITHER
265. Hip/hop: WTF
266. Passionate kiss/peck: Passionate
267. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: REAL WRESTLING
268. Back rub/foot massage:  Back
269. Picture frames/photo albums: Albums
270. Pens/pencils: PEN

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: FULL OF SHIT
272. Virgins: HOT
273. God: I DONK KNOW HIOM
274. The Osbournes: CUSSING MOTHERFUCKERS AND CRAZY AND RICH AS FUCK

275. Reality TV:  DRAMA
276. J.Lo: WHORE BUT HOT
277. Religion: WHATEVER EVA
278. Emo music: Like IT,( FU HILDA YOU DO TOO)
279. Valentine's Day: TOO MUCH RED BUT LOVE IS FINE WITH ME
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: WELL IDK SHE IS HOT
281. Homosexuals: PPL WITH BALLS TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND NOT GIVE A SHIT RESPECT TO THEM AND CAUSE IMHALFWAY THERE
282. Abortion: I LIKE IT
283. Inter-racial relationships: IDC

284. Murder: I DREAM OF IT BUT CANT DO IT WITHOUT REALLY BEEN PISSED
285. Death: BEST STAGE OF LIFE CAUSE IT’S THE END
286. Obesity: IT SUCKS AND I DOTN WANT TO BE ONE SO (LET’S GET PHYSICAL)
287. Pre-marital sex: AWESOME
288. Terrorism: COOL
289. Pornography: WHAT MY LFE IS BASED ON
290. Fortune tellers: I LOVE THEM I LVED WHT ONE AND I BELIEVE ON THEIR SHIT
291. Threesomes: I WANT TO HAVE ONE
292. Prostitution: MY LATER EGO IS ONE AND I GUESS I WILL BE ONE WHEN I GROW UP
293. Politics: THEY ARE GAY
294. Country music: M OTHERFUCKING REDNECKS
295. George W. Bush: HE LIKES TO FUCK KIDS AND HIS PENIS IS SMALL AND HE DOESN’T HAVE BALLS AND HE IS FULL SHIT
296. Cloning: AWESOME, SEX WITH YOUR OWN SELF
297. Britney's boobs: PLASTIC
298. Gas prices in America: IDK WHATTHE FUCK EVER

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
299. Jack: off
300. Tiffany: FUCKS CATS
301. Ben: LIKES DICKS
302. Maria: IS A VIRGIN
303. Jennifer: Lopez
304. Nicole: IS A WHORE
305. Amy: FUCKED MY GRANDPA
306. Adam: SANDLER
307. Richard: GAY NAME
308. Justin: IDK
309. Arnold: FUCKIN ASSWHIPE! (DANNY TRUE)
310. Tom: GREEN
311. Melissa:
312. Charlotte: ozzfest
313. Harold:
314. John: is my dad
315. Joel: ??????????/
316. Vanessa: williams
317. Michelle: who the fuck is she
318. Kevin: idk
319. Brent:
320. Jake:
321. Billy: redneck motherfucker
322. Sarah: Michelle Gellar (my ex will go lesbian for her)
323. Natalie: sucked sucked my dick
324. Christi: fucked a horse
325. Nick: hot dude in my geography class
326. Linda: y hermosa
327. Taylor: a twon besides Greenville
328. Jordan: michael
329. Jamie: gay name
330. Adrian: rodirguez

~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? Yea
332. Been on a diet? I tried
333. Been to a foreign country? Yes
334. Broken a bone? never
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? I think so
336. Swear at a teacher? Yeah she was whore
337. Talked to a lj member via e-mails or instant messages? Don’t understand this question
338. Got in a fight? Bitch bring it on im jk yeah
339. Dated a teacher? No ut I have had crushes on them
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? All the time
341. Thought about killing your enemy? Hell fucking yeah
342. Gone skinny dipping? I have
343. Met another Blurty member in the flesh? Wtf is lblurty and wtf is flesh
344. Told a little white lie? White lie wtf is that
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? It depends on who I swore it in but most of he time no
346. Stolen anything? No hahahha fuck yeah
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? All the time
348. Been on TV? Yea in a porno movie jk I wish
349. Been on the radio? No damm you are you trying to make feel bad
350. Been in a mosh pit? Hell yeah
351. Been to a concert? Never hahhahha hell yeah
352. Dated one of your best friends? I actually have to become friends with a girl b4 I date her cause they all like as friend damm im such a fag but what thefuck ever
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? yeah
354. Decieved somebody close to you? Wtf is deceived
355. Broken the law? yeah
356. Been to a rodeo? Wtf is a rodeo
357. Been on a talk show? Laura en America jk I loe tha show tho
358. Been on a game show? No so ?
359. Been on an airplane? Yeah
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? In the police car once firetrucks are slow and too red
361. Came close to dying? Yeah like twice
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? Yeah im didn’t meant to do it tho
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? Hell yeah
364. Terrorized a babysitter? Never had one
365. Made a mud pie? I don’t think so
366. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? idk
367. Snuck out of the house at night? yeah
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? idk think so but I have been drunk
369. Had an eating disorder? No
370. Felt like you didn't belong? yeah
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Wtf but its ound likea yeah or idk
372. Smoked? Never ever eva it so bad for your lungs but yeah I have
373. Done drugs? I don’t like the drugs but the drugs like me, I said no to drugs but they don’t listen
374. Been arrested? Have been about too fro getting in a fight the the biggest bitch in the world yeah my step mom
375. Had your tonsils removed? Etf isa tonsil
376. Gone to camp? Yeah wheni was a boy scout it was fun
377. Won a bet? I love bets yeah
378. Written a love letter? That is all I write
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? I think but idk what is gone out of your way
380. Written a love poem? Yeah
381. Kissed in the rain? That is my dream I love rain
382. Slow danced with someone you love? Slow dance ?????????i don’t think so
383. Participated in cyber sex? If you mean jacking off while typing al the time but no I don’t have a web cam yet
384. Faked an orgasm? Why would I have to fake one
385. Stolen a kiss?  yes
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? All of them
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? Yeah it sucks tho he can go to hell tho
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? No I have dream of it
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Ahahhahah I don’t even drive
390. Done jail time? No ti should fun tho
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? I guess
392. Won a trophy? For swimming in Colombia iwas really little tho
393. Thrown up in public? Neve I wish I had
394. Bowled a perfect game? Wtf I bowled
395. Failed/got held back? No but I think I ma this year
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? Ahhahahha hell no
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? What
398. Taken ballet lessons? No but im stripper in the inside
399. Attempted suicide? That is gay
400. Cut yourself? Biggest bullshit in the world I hate that shit

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies?  Yeah I got theml naked
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? Wtf is that
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? Ummmmmmmm?
404. Did you play Simon? Simon can suck my balls
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Wtf is that
406. Did you wet the bed? All the time
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? No bu the painting on my wall were scary
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? no
409. Were you shy? yeah
410. Were you spoiled? Sometimes
411. Were you abused? You cant rape the willing baby
412. Did you go to the circus? I hate circus
413. Did you go to the zoo? Yeah its cool
414. Were you in a car accident? Yeah
415. Did you build snowmen? Never
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? no
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? The beated the shit out of me
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Wtf is a slinkie
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? yeah
420. Were you afraid of the dark? no
421. Did you have slumber parties? What is slumber party
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? Who are they?
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Who si tifafny
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? Tooth fairy I try to raped her but she was to little jk but yeah I beleved on her

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? Yeah I am one jk im hoping to meet them tho
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: blank cds, speakers and my bracelets
427. Do you have any hidden talents? Im damm godd at javcking off and idk ithink I will be a really good actor and don’t laugh you fuckers
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? Yeah but I like the shows
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? porn
430. What would your movie star name be? The penis breaker and vagina fucker
431. Do you play any sports? I used to swim and im starting to train for football
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? None all of them are fake or funny
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? I really don’t know
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Idk there is a lot of them
435. Do you drive? I'm trying to learn
436. What is your dream car? Anycar that drives me around right now but I really like the last mustang
437. Do you think your good looking? Sometimes but I think im fat as fuck if I wasn’t probably I will think better
438. Do others think you are good looking? Some ppl said if wsnt fat I will be
439. Would you ever sky dive? What is sky dive
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? He has a big dick ahhaha jk no
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? I don’t live in a house but in my house in Colombia I had 7 rooms
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? I love those motherfuckers
443. Do you believe in God? I think I do but right now idc I just need to have more respect for it
444. Do you believe in Satan? I don’t think so I know I believe in hell more than heaven
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? Don’t think so a little bit
446. Do you believe there is a hell? Idk but we gota go somewhere and it should fun
447. Do you own a pooltable? no
448. Do you have a pool? no
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yes
450. Do you like chocolate? sneakers
451. Who/what is on your 2003 calendar? Idk I don’t have one
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? 4
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? yes
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Well I think was aladin damm I love that show or cartoon or whatever he is and his gf is fine
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? No
456. What is your weakness? Logan , love , any girl that I like and money
457. Name something you can't get enough of: jacking off porno logan honey ness music
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: hot perfect and perfect hahahah jk idk I guess stupid funny and horny
459. How many kids do you want to have? 5 or 11 I can have my own prostitution group
460. Future daughters names: Salome , Juliet and there is more but I don’t remember
461. Future sons names: danny, felipe , bob
462. What is your ideal way to die? Well I guessnot paintfull and I want a lot ppl to die at the same time I do
463. How do you release stress? Music talking to somebosy and jacking off
464. Are you a trendy person? What is trendy
465. Are you an artisitic person? My imagination is awesome but besides that I suck
466. Are you a realistic person? No I think everybody is his tin the inside even me hahaah and the world Is make of dog and cw shit whit cat piss (yummy) ewww jk
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No id faster not to
468. Are you a strong person? Idk in some ways
469. Are you a strong willed person? Idk I guess
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Kristin marcovich she is hot but idk
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Dita von dork
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Wtf is a chain email
473. Are you a deep sleeper? No
474. Are you a good story teller? yeah
475. What do you believe is your best quality? That I can be a really good friend and that I will probably do anything for you
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? Im planning on it but ihave too many
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? idk
478. Do you do yoga? When I watched it get me kind of horny but its gay
479. Do you have your own credit card? No buti have used my dads
480. Let's say you win the lotto? I will jump up and down for two days and then get a heart attack ro buy whores and fuck them
481. Do you have a check book? ;no
482. Do you like your driver? My dad no he is slow as hell
483. Do you tan easily? No im black bitch well some of my family is
484. What color is your hair naturally? black
485. How many fillings do you have? Fillings wtf is that
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? Man that are some weird ?’s idk
487. Worst feeling in the world? lonelyness
488. Best feeling in the world? Not been confused and know what you want in life and when you finish jacking off
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? What ??????????
490. Last thing you downloaded? Porn and marilyn manson music and videos

491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? idk
492. What do you think people think of you? Im a fagget ass stupid and idk whateva eva eva nigga
493. Are you a likeable person? I guess
494. Do you need therapy? Im not crazy everybody else is
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? no
496. What the best way to be proposed to? Proposed to what it depnds cause if tis sex then you just tickle the person palm and if its marriage then get aring and put it on the finger and if tis justot go out then send a letter or send someone to tell them and if htsi question wasn’t about anyof this go fuck yourself in the damm asshole
497. What kind of movie would you star in? porn
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Who are thse ppl
499. When are you moving? Idk I hope as fast as I can
500. What's your favorite phrase? I have a bunch so idk

IM DONE WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHWOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Thursday, February 24, 2005

Currently Playing
Legend (New Packaging)
By Bob Marley & The Wailers
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Hey Danny this is Gilda...I got in your account....hahaha bitch you need to fuckin update this beeotch!!! Oh yea...by the way...PLEASE ERASE THAT FUCKIN LITTLE MERMAID THING!!!!!!! hahahahah you dorkus! Um...lets see me try to update this.

Hey this is Daniel or whatever. I have been jackin off  most of the time. I dont love Gilda anymore. Its the reason I wont give her a hug when I see her...b/c I DONT LOVE HER ANYMORE!!! so yea um...I dont know bitches i'm out piss out

Daniel

.....Sorry Danny-Dorko I got hella bored!! <3 you!


Thursday, February 03, 2005

01. Who are you, what's our relationship?
02. How and where did we meet?
03. What's my middle name?
04. How long have you known me?
05. Tell me one good thing about myself?
06. When you first saw me, what was your impression?
07. My age:
08. Birthday:
09. My favorite band at the moment:
10. Color eyes:
11. Do I have any siblings?
12. Have you ever had a crush on me?
13. What's one of my favorite things to do?
14. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?
15. Describe me in 3 words:
16. Name 5 things I love:
17. Do you think I'm good looking?
18. How would you describe me to someone?
19. Would you ever date me?
20. Tell me one thing you've always wanted to say but never did:
21: What do you like most about me?
22: If we could spend a day together, what would we do?
23: Have we ever gotten in a fight?
24: Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years?
25. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:
26. What do you think my weakness is?
27. Do you think I'll get married?
28. What makes me happy?
29. What makes me sad?
30. What reminds you of me?
31. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
32. When's the last time you saw me?
33. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
34. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
35. Are you going to put this on your Xanga and see what I say about you?
36. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
37. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
38. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
39. Would you make a move on me?
40. Do I cross your mind at least?


Thursday, January 13, 2005

well you all mothers of your moms well motherfuckers im just writing cause im bored in school and i just remember about this syupid site and that is eexams weeks and i already fell 3 out of 5 but im really exited cause i pass 2 of them oh shit teacher just saw me piss


Thursday, December 16, 2004

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Lest We Forget: The Best of
By Marilyn Manson
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Hey fuckers! whats up? I'm sooooooooooooo fuckin bored!! Gilda is writting this entry but I'm on the phone with her and I'm telling her what to write!! So yea I want my internet back because I get so goddamn bored!! Now that I dont have the internet all I do is jackoff and.....jackoff...yea pretty sad oh fuckin well I'm a fuckin teenage horny bitch and I cant help it!!!! So yea lets see I'm going to the mall on Saturday with Gilda and we are gonna do some of that xmas shit shopping. woo hoo....that was sarcasm i f you didnt know....I mean I wanna see Gilda but the shopping part is annoying! I'll write some more shit when I get my fuckin internet back! piss(peace)

Danny



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